Missing clubbing in Kenya!

I've had 2 glasses of champagne (don't try to know why), and since it's late at night, this is what I miss about Kenya right now. When you go clubbing in a huge group of girls with males from the family to protect you. Get to the club, all heads are turning like "where are these beauties from?". I open my mouth, they see I don't live here so they're all over like ...anyway you forgive.Then loud music in the club and you're clapping away with your girls. Then some guy absolutely wanna do collé-serré with you. And you dance all night. You're sipping some very bad cider or is it Smirnoff on ice (very bad quality Vodka mixed with soda), but that's sawa. At 1.00am you eat some nyama choma.You go home at 3.00am bila voice. You don't even know how you got home.You're woken up at 11.0am with your splitting headache to go wash...and go to church to confess all this!